Thursday, February 21, 2013

Conquering World 8

"Dammit Mario!" Brandon exclaimed as he dragged out the cuss with such annoyance, "When did this game become so difficult?!" For the past 2 and a half hours Brandon has been trying to beat world 8 in Super Mario Bros. He recently found this ancient relic while cleaning the attic out because his mom told him to. When he found the game he stopped everything he was doing and decided to try and beat the game again. He breezed through the first 7 worlds with minimal struggle but world 8 was a whole new world; literally!

Brandon was just an average 16 year old teen that just wanted to have a fun nostalgic Sunday night but it turned out to be anything but fun after long. The frustration darkened his yellow face to red as he brows furrowed with the intensity of his focused mind. His wide hands smothered the small Gamecube controller as his long fingers scavenged for the buttons only to softly tap them to make Mario jump or run for a quick second. He hunched his long, lanky body over and rested his elbows on his knees to prop his body into position. He sat on the edge of his bed to the point where it looked like he was about to fall any second but in actuality he was rather comfortable.

"Forget you Mario! I like Luigi better anyways!" His deep voice rumbled, "Matter of fact; I'm gonna use him right now." He pressed the "Start" button in the middle of the control and moved the analog stick down to the "Character Selection" option and pressed the "A" button. He moved the analog stick to the right once so the cursor was pointing to his main man, Luigi, before pressing "A" again to make Luigi do a little swirling dance before jumping into the action.

"Alright, alright, alright! I got this now," he said with a confident smile on his face and a more relaxed body position.

In the game, Luigi hopped onto a platform surrounded by lava. Under Brandon's control, he ran to right and jumped on a move float that moved front and back. Brandon had to make Luigi jump at the right time so he can continue forward and won't fall into his digital fiery death. Brandon moved a half second too late and that's exactly what happened. Brandon exclaimed in rage, "O-M-G!" while his mouth held on to the G, slowly letting it all roll out.

"I'm so ready to give up" He said to himself in a low, defeated tone. He tapped the "Start" button and scrolled down to the "Quit" option. The cursor hovered over the bottom of the "u" in "Quit" as Brandon contemplated if this is really what he wanted to do. He thought about him ever giving up and recalled that quitting was a thing he didn't do. He said, "Naaaahhhh" and pressed the "B" button, right next to the "A" button to go back to the game and try again.

"Alright, I only have 5 lives left. I need to make them count." while starting another game. "Work with me Luigi." he continued. He played with intense focus; more focus than he uses in school. This focus helped him achieve more than he has ever achieved with Mario. Even with all this focus, it was still not even to beat the level.

He let out a sigh of impatience as he went again, this time with more focus than the last game. He hopped, and ran, and jumped, and swirled, and everything in between. Through all his effort, he reached the final part of the level and paused the game to catch himself. He set the controller down next to him so he could whip his clammy hands on his sweat pants to dry them off before picking up the controller again.

He unpaused the game and proceeded the rest of the game with caution. There was only a few seconds left on the game clock so he had to pick up the pace. There was no time to dwindle and proceed with caution. He hastily made Luigi hop, and run, and jump, and swirl, and everything in between until he reached the flag.

"Finally conquered world 8! Now I can go to sleep" Brandon said as he ran to press the power button and turn off the system, totally unaware that the game did not save his progress... Oh well.

Wednesday, February 13, 2013

Love is (kinda) in the Air...



Valentine's day is a day adored by teen girls who do mot even know the origin of the day. To solve that problem I would like to explain where it came from:
Valentine was a priest who lived during the third century in Rome. During that time, Emperor Claudius II was fighting a war and decided that single men made better soldiers than those with wives and families so he outlawed marriage for young men. Valentine saw this injustice and defied Claudius by continuing to perform marriages for young lovers in secret. When Claudius discovered Valentine's actions, Claudius ordered that he be put to death.
Another Story tells of Valentine being killed for attempting to help Christians escape harsh Roman prisons, where they were often beaten and tortured.  According a legend, an imprisoned Valentine actually sent the first "valentine" greeting himself after he fell in love with a young girl who visited him during his confinement. Before his death, it is said that he wrote her a letter signed, "From your Valentine", which is where teens got it from

Valentines day was not really an official "thing" until  the 1400s. European Emperors and Rulers said it was but no one really paid it any mind. People believe February 14th was just the day that birds began their mating but as time carried on, people too started.... "mating" on that day.

Now a days people date and mate just to do it and end up separating soon after. My advice to people that want to be in a relationship is don't do it if you're not 110% sure about the person. If you have doubts about anything that has to deal with your relationship than it probably will not last and you end up wasting your time. It's better of to be single anyways. You get more freedom, more options, and you save money since you don't have to spend it on a person! Also, Single doesn't always mean lonely...

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!

Be safe..

Thursday, February 7, 2013

Days of the Week

Personification is an amazing thing. It has the power to make anything come to life. LITERALLY! To personify something means to give an inanimate object lively qualities. For example: the rock sat as still as a couch potato. In that example the inanimate object was the rock ad the living object it was being compared to was the coach potato.
To help explain, here is an example that personifies the days of the week as a type of person.


 Sundays

Sunday is a lazy, relaxed person. Sunday is the type that barely does anything and doesn't care. They only care about relaxing. They would much rather do that then go out and party. Once in a while they might go out with friends and have a little hang out but nothing too serious because they know they have work the next day.


Mondays

Monday is that person you can’t stand. Monday would be that person that would bother you when you are trying to relax. They require so much energy from you that you do not have within. When Monday comes around you just want to die.


Tuesdays

Tuesdays are people that are moody. One week they are fun and the next they can be boring or annoying. It all depends on the people you're with when Tuesday comes around. If lively people are around then you will have a nice time but if boring people are around then you would be boring.


Wednesdays

Wednesdays are normal people. There is nothing extra ordinary about them. Wednesday is that person in your life that is just there to be there. They do nothing to benefit you but also do not hinder you from anything. Although, from time to time they might do something that catches your attention but that may only last a second or two.


Thursdays

Thursday is that guy in the background. Thursday is that lowkey fun guy that comes out of the shadow when there is a good time going on and just makes everything better than what it was. When things are not fun then Thursday just goes with the flow and blends in with everyone else.


Fridays

Friday is a happy person. Friday is that type of person that would be in a good mood 96% of the time. The other 4% would be a regular mood. There is  no such thing as a "bad mood" for Friday. Friday tends to try it's best to make people happy by giving others a great outlook on the weekend to come.


Saturdays!!!!!

Saturday is just an overly excited person. Saturday is that person that also seems to be rigged on caffeine and sugar. They like to party and go out and have fun. Whenever there is a party, Saturday knows about it. There is rarely a dull moment in their life.